May 2013
1 post
April 2013
10 posts
wartortles:
fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people from pickpocketing u
poopinginschool:
interviewer: any special talents?
me:
March 2013
51 posts
gangbangs:
how to hide your boner? put it in my mouth
buttspectre:
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
this
squidwurd:
i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation
harry-always-preferred-drarry:
My dad just managed to convince my sister that mordor is a volcano in Italy where the pope gets thrown into when he dies
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
jaybird-in-the-tardis:
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
